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Old Aug 08, 2006, 03:17 AM // 03:17   #4641
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wow a chocolate ball candy thing...
*bites Opeth's head*
dang it...its empty....
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Old Aug 08, 2006, 04:09 AM // 04:09   #4642
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ignores what opeths says and takes knights bighting opeths head as a perfect moment to pull opeths heart out of his chest
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Old Aug 08, 2006, 05:06 AM // 05:06   #4643
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I don't have a heart.
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Old Aug 08, 2006, 05:09 AM // 05:09   #4644
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*Sips beer and shoots everyone in the face, except for the people that I don't want to shoot in the face*
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Old Aug 08, 2006, 05:18 AM // 05:18   #4645
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*laughs at the faces with extra holes in them*
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Old Aug 08, 2006, 12:14 PM // 12:14   #4646
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*sips beer while watching Paul shooting new customers*

*throws Opeth a CC*
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Old Aug 08, 2006, 02:16 PM // 14:16   #4647
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*Pulls out a Flamethrower. Burns everyone except for Hidden in the Mist*

"Fire in the morning, Fire in the evening, fire at supper time, when fires in a gun, you can burn people any time!"
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Old Aug 08, 2006, 03:46 PM // 15:46   #4648
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*sticks finger in jetai's flamethrower barrel*
*fire shoots back towards him*
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Old Aug 08, 2006, 04:09 PM // 16:09   #4649
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*summons Balthazar*
*commands Balthazar to smite Jetai off the planet*
*hands Balthazar the god and Knight of Balthazar 100plats*
*sips beer*
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Old Aug 08, 2006, 04:33 PM // 16:33   #4650
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*Summons The PWNZOR Chainsaw of awesomeness*
*Watches Balthazar's (The god) head explode simply from being in the presence of the PWNZOR chainsaw of awesomeness*
*Sips beer*
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Old Aug 08, 2006, 04:49 PM // 16:49   #4651
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*watches the explosion*
*sips beer*
*lights fireworks in bar for no reason*
*watches as it ticks off random people*
*sips beer without care*
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Old Aug 08, 2006, 05:17 PM // 17:17   #4652
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*Ticked off by fireworks*
*Loads a rat into gun and shoots a rat*
*Takes the PWNZOR chainsaw of awesomeness (PCoA) and kills 6,372 rats with it*
*Sips beer*
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Old Aug 08, 2006, 10:08 PM // 22:08   #4653
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*Expands the bar to the store next door*
"Looting time"
*Gets caught by the fuzz*
"You'll never take me alive!"
*Gets shot in the head*
"Darn......."
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Old Aug 08, 2006, 11:11 PM // 23:11   #4654
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*sips beer*
*shoots rat*
*fires flame at rats*
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Old Aug 08, 2006, 11:37 PM // 23:37   #4655
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*throw daggers at flaming rats*
*stare at Pwn U*
*grab a bottle of whiskey and drain it*
*throw more daggers at the dead bodies*
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Old Aug 08, 2006, 11:43 PM // 23:43   #4656
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*stares at sir*
*sips beer*
*makes flame burn higher*
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Old Aug 09, 2006, 01:31 AM // 01:31   #4657
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"Leave my rats alone!"
*goes berserk*
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Old Aug 09, 2006, 01:38 AM // 01:38   #4658
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*sips beer*
*flames more rats*
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Old Aug 09, 2006, 02:52 AM // 02:52   #4659
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*Shirley Temple for all*
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Old Aug 09, 2006, 02:52 AM // 02:52   #4660
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"Those are YOUR rats? In that case..."
*Shoots 34 more rats, and then Opeth*
*Sips beer and starts up the PCoA*
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